Beauty is truly a personal thing. While there are some people that are considered beautiful by 99.99% of the world’s population, the vast majority of us stumble through life seeing beauty in some people while denying it in others. For most people, the person that stares back at them in the mirror will never be regarded...
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Archive for April, 2010
Beauty is in the eye of the butt-holder
A sign that the apocalypse is upon us.
Apocalypse. It means the end of all things, including time. Yes, it even means the end of any electronic product beginning with the letter i. Normally I wouldn’t have to add that last bit, but I have come to realize that America is really, truly full of genuinely stupid people. People that are as...
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Random thoughts.
I have never had a smurf-blue poop before. Huh. I guess Trix really are for kids. If Speedy Gonzales took amphetamines, what would they call him? If the value of everything went down during the current recession, how come I don’t buy my coffee from Starcents? If a European soccer player falls down in...
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I feel no joy for Glee.
Glee. If you have no idea what Gleeis, then you are either a straight male, have impeccable taste in entertainment or have decided that one hour of amateur singing on American Idol is more than enough to last you an entire week. Glee, they tell us, is about the exciting freedom of youth, conveniently wrapped up...
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Spring Game, old school
If you follow Ohio State football and if you have a pulse, then you are aware that this Saturday will mark the annual event known as The Spring Game. (Okay, I know that it is officially called the Scarlett and Grey Game, but who doesn’t refer to Ohio Stadium as The ‘Shoe?) Many sites...
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Forever young, part 2
That movie was a bit cheesy, but it remains a classic love story about a generation that knew the meaning of true love on so many levels. I enjoyed the time viewing war relics that can still fly, but it was made all the better because my brother was able to share it with...
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Forever young, part 1.
I am a lover of history, of which I have a particular fondness for military history. I suppose much of that credit comes from having a father that was a veteran of WWII, who often regaled us with stories of battle and the deep friendships made in the heat of said battles. I miss...
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Various things
Toyota has decided to start producing lawn mowers in addition to their line of fantastic automobiles. There is golfing news out there, and it doesn’t involve the words” Tiger”, “crashes”, “bimbos”, “knocked-up”, “Perkins”, “social disease” or “awkward texting”. No, Phil Mickelson has won his third Masters, and he did it without the media circus...
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Apple should rename it iCrash
Behold the latest and greatest wonder from Apple…the iPad! Old news, you say. I agree. After all, that product is a week old, and in this age of five minute memory span, that is a lifetime. However, this story involves a spin on the iPad. An audio company from Santa Clarita CA named SoundMan...
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Playing poker with the president
There is a good reason why President Obama has never entered a professional poker tournament. He sucks at hiding his hand. Have you ever watched a few hands of one of those high-stakes poker games they show on ESPN when real sports are not available? Those guys wear sunglasses, ball caps pulled down to...
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