Before I begin, can you even call it “dirt” any longer? I mean, when absurd living becomes normal routine, is it even newsworthy? Heck yeah! This is some funny shiz! Angelina Jolie has announced why her four year-old daughter is now dressing like a boy. The simple answer is because she wants to be...
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It is 5:13 am and here I am typing away on my computer. I am not working today, or any day this week for that matter, so why am I up? I am awake because I have had about 20 hours of sleep in the past 24 hours. You see, I have discovered the...
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Perhaps I was wrong. Perhaps this soccer stuff will catch on. But then, I think most Americans would cheer on the American checkers team. But no matter what happens to soccer in this country, in this World Cup or if the MLS folds one day, soccer fans know this one thing: At least you...
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Yesterday, aColumbus sports radio show asked the question “why are you a Buckeye?” They wanted to know specificallly what event triggered your love for Ohio State. Mine happened about 21 years before I was born. My father, OSU class of ’41, fought in WWII. He was a proud member of the 7th Armored Division. If...
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I am not a fan of soccer. Without looking it up, I am going to say that a team has eight players and includes positions like goalie, striker and forward. A red card is very bad and I know a lot of the World Cup players don’t like the new soccer ball. That being...
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When I was in 7th grade, George Lucas gave the world a glimpse of a place almost as big as my imagination. I have been beguiled ever since. It never gets old to me. Star Wars is a triumph of uber nerdism that appeals to so many groups across the spectrum of society. Curse...
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Campbell soup has issued a recall for their popular SpaghettiOs product. (I use the term product because I refuse to call it food.) It seems that the machinery which cooks the tiny meatballs wasn’t quite up to snuff and some of the meatballs may have been undercooked. Since Campbell has no idea when the...
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Compostable snack bags will not be with us for very much longer. I realize that in this particular era of health and fitness, bags that can be broken down into nice topsoil to help nourish your heirloom tomatoes is considered “cool”, but until they make the bags a lot less crunchy, men will discontinue...
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I now understand why California is such a great place to grow things: It’s because the stars have some much s–t in their lives. Example #1 Al Gore Al Gore used to be a politician, but is now a certified Hollywood diva. He has the fame, won an Oscar, won a formally prestigious Nobel...
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When Henry Ford’s production methods made the automobile affordable for everyone, the day of the horse was over. Unless you were a member of the Amish community, your buggy was put aside and you and the little lady packed a lunch, hopped into the Model T and went to the beach for a picnic....
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